Friday, June 10, 2005

Romantic Rhymes

I never thought I would be writing a post with a heading like this one, until I saw this email forward.

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A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other;
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty, you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
These are everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped on to smell this way !
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Some poetic justice for the hen-pecked community !!

6 Comments:

Blogger //pukercense// said...

hilarious.

3:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have never read anything more stupid and less funny.... really icky....

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are great! Totally hilarious!

6:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these quotes are soo damn good :-)

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yal whats up????

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE the roses are red one. Oh my god, couldn't stop laughing for ages!

8:46 AM  

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