Thursday, June 09, 2005

One Liners - Part One

Received some one liners as an email forward. Some of them are really hillarious.

-- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

-- Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

-- Give me the benefit of your convictions if you have any, but keep your doubts to yourself, for I have enough of my own.

-- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

-- Gravity is a myth, earth sucks !

-- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.

-- Reality is an illusion caused by severe alcohol deficiency.

-- Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

-- The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

-- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


More to follow later.

1 Comments:

Blogger NMM said...

Gravity is a myth, earth sucks !
I had a t-shirt with that on it....

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

Totally agree

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Totally disagree........or may be mine is not a good one....:0)

11:27 PM  

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